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I’m doing my bit for Children In Need, I’m feeding them through the cage tonight.
Continue ReadingI’m doing my bit for Children In Need, I’m feeding them through the cage tonight.
Continue ReadingWatching these starving children on Comic Relief is making me hungry
Continue ReadingTired of busy city streets? Simply wear a bright jacket with a charity name on the back and watch people swerve you.
Continue ReadingWhen it comes to charity many people stop at nothing.
Continue ReadingI recently discovered that UNICEF don’t have a sense of humour. Apparently it’s not funny asking the wee kids with the big bellies: “When’s it due?”
Continue ReadingI love a bit of comic relief, me. But then, i have got a clown fetish.
Continue Readingchildren in need: more than a million chldren in the U.k have a learning difficulty.But they dont want your sympathy. Just your money then
Continue ReadingDue to mankind’s abuse of the environment, the whale has now beome an endangered species. However, YOU can help. For just 2 a month, you can a adopt a whale and ensure they don’t die out. To donate and help save the whales just ring me and ask for my wife.
Continue ReadingI feel quite sorry for all the British athletes who went to Africa to make films for Sport Relief. It must be really depressing for them to realise that even starving AIDS victims with no shoes are better at running than them.
Continue ReadingI see David Beckham is among the celebrities promoting the latest ‘Books for Kids’ campaign. It’s brilliant. I swapped all my John Grisham novels for a cute 10 year old girl.
Continue ReadingWith your help and continued support, from as little as 25 pounds a month, little orphan Mwogli can have 600 minutes and unlimited texts.
Continue ReadingHow has Walkers raised 1million pound for comic relief? By half filling their bags of crisps.
Continue ReadingLenny Henry: “I’m going to send these kids to a better place to stay.” Premier Inn?
Continue ReadingThe best thing about pranking Childline is you know you’re hurting a child, without doing the dirty work.
Continue ReadingJust bought a bottle of water and there was an interesting charity message on the side; “One billion people in the world don’t have access to clean drinking water. You can change this. One person, one day at a time.” I don’t know about you guys, but I haven’t got a billion days to spare…
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