Category: charity

You would have thought that after 28 years, some of these so called ‘Children In Need’ would have grown up by now.

Comic relief contradicts itself. One minute they are telling us to do something funny for money, the next, they are telling us to save black people.

I stand for children. Well, part of me, anyway.

Watching those poor, mal-nourished African kids hasnt half made me hungry!!

Red nose day. Lets get funny for money. And, Dawn French.

I don’t know why we should give money to charity for Africans. They always seem to find enough money to get their heads shaved. When was the last time you saw one with long hair?

People say the West is decadent but Comic Relief showed us different. 100 can buy someone a basic shelter, so the 58million Comic Relief raised will buy some African warlord a huge palace!

Just done my bit for children in need, I loosened the cuffs on maddie.

19 to help an old person at Christmas! I could save a snow leopard for 3!!!!

This woman knocked at the door this morning collecting for charity. “It’s for homeless dwarfs,” she explained, rattling her bucket, “we’re building them a shelter in the town”. So I gave her some Lego.

Don’t let a child suffer in silence. It’s always fun to hear their cries and moans.

Last night, I Watched David Tennant crying, as he walked among the malaria patients. It really made me think. Is there no end to this man’s acting talents?

I’m sorry, but if JLS and Lemar are too selfish to send money home, I don’t see why I should feel guilty.

Manchester United have donated two replica Child Size football Shirts to be auctioned on Children in Need. Ian Huntley has bid 2 ounces of snout and a phone card.

Just watching the footage of poor starving african kids on tv….makes you wonder how they manage to afford a fresh buzzcut but cant afford to buy their lunch…