I’m trying to watch Sport …
I’m trying to watch Sport Relief but my TV keeps switching itself over to Slumdog Millionaire on the other channel.
Continue ReadingI’m trying to watch Sport Relief but my TV keeps switching itself over to Slumdog Millionaire on the other channel.
Continue ReadingI wonder if we’ll see Xfactor reject Gamu Nhengu on tonights Comic Relief..
Continue ReadingI was watching the T.V last night when an advert came on asking for a three pound donation for African children. I thought to myself, why are they asking for three pound a month when they can obviously afford to have their teeth professionally whitened?
Continue ReadingAm I the only one who thinks it’s a bit suspicious that if you send money via post to Children In Need, it needs to be sent to Liverpool?
Continue ReadingMohammed’s family can’t afford a new cooker. So the government gave them a new 7 bedroom house, fully furbished and funded by the taxpayer. To Donate to Immigrants in Need, call 03457 33 22 33.
Continue ReadingFor me, everyday is Red Nose Day. Because I’m an alcoholic.
Continue ReadingDoes anyone else think that the last lad in the ‘Diarrhea’ advert, hasn’t got the gist of what, up to that point, was a pretty funny ad?
Continue ReadingI was just watching Sports Relief on BBC1, and i couldn’t help but feel sorry for all the black, uneducated, AIDs ridden people that aren’t able look after themselves without our help. Poor JLS and Lenny Henry.
Continue ReadingAll comic relief has gone on about so far is cateracts , its not like the’ve got tellys or fit women to look at.
Continue ReadingWhilst watching Crimewatch earlier, I thought “This is more upbeat that usual” Then I realised that JLS were on Children in Need.
Continue ReadingThey’ve got Comic Relief on in the pub. I said to the landlord, “Hey mate, If I wanted to see some sad charity cases I would go home to the wife and kids.”
Continue ReadingWatching Lenny Henry on Comic Relief and I keep wondering. Did he pick Cotton?
Continue ReadingIf there’s one thing Comic Relief has taught me tonight. I need to get out more.
Continue ReadingI didn’t give to Comic Relief this time. I’ve already donated over 600 quid to deprived inner city ethnic minorities this year. None of it voluntarily.
Continue ReadingMy job at the BBC is inviting guests onto our shows I sent an E-Mail to my “Celeb” group “Children In Need, are you available?” Instantly Gary Glitter replied “Id love to come on Children In Need again”
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