Category: charity

I had one of those plastic bin liners posted through my door today asking for unwanted clothes for charity. It’s great for storing all those bin liners for unwanted clothes for charity.

I hate it when I’m watching TV and the program gets interupted by 30 seconds of a program being shown on another channel. For example, I was watching Comic Relief the other night, but every so often a bit of Crimewatch kept appearing.

Just been watching Comic Relief. I have to say, it was incredibly touching watching that clip with Annie Lennox and those four African brothers – especially that emotional hug at the end. That kid must have got so much out of it. Love… relief… thanks… grief… her purse…

Seeing as it’s Comic Relief tonight, i thought i’d do something for money. I’m going to work.

Whoever came up with the charity “Computers For Africa” clearly misunderstood the meaning of an Apple a day.

I don’t see why I should have to sit through depressing films about starving children in Africa, just because it’s Sport Relief. I’m the one paying, surely they should be forced to watch films about how great my life is?

You know you have a cruel streak when you put a pair of ladies trousers into a charity collection bag destined for the Sudan.

comic relief making famine even more funny

If Denis the Menace tosses me off, is that Comic Relief?

Children in need. The time of year UK houseflies get to see all their African relatives on tv.

Comic Relief; because seeing people less fortunate than us is funny.

If Children In Need really did make a difference then I doubt we would need to keep having it every year.

I love the skits they do on Comic Relief. My favourites are the ones with the Africans.

I’ve done my bit for Sport Relief this year. I went to pick my kids up from school in the nude. Actually thats a lie…I don’t have any kids.

Me and my son were stopped in the high street today by a woman and man from cancer research asking for donations. “I don’t have much money,” I said. “Just give what you can go without,” they replied. “Okay then,” I said, “son, meet your new parents.”