An atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon Forest suddenly finds himself surrounded by a group of blood thirsty cannibals. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, “Oh God, I’m screwed this time!” Suddenly there is a ray of light from Heaven and a voice booms out, “No, you are not screwed. All you […]
Continue ReadingI bought a car off a cannibal earlier and got ripped off. Cost me an arm and a leg.
Continue ReadingA man gets stranded on a mysterious island where he comes across a stranger. Slightly worried he asks the stranger “are there any cannibals on this island?” At which the stranger replies “no, no ,no don’t worry there aren’t any cannibals here….. I ate the last one”
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend says she can always smell feet in my house. Which is fair enough as I have 3 tesco bags full of em under my bed….
Continue ReadingDid you hear about the cannibal who only ate vegetables? He particularly like the ones with Down’s Syndrome
Continue ReadingIf you ate yourself would you get fatter or just disappear ?
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