I find it hard to eat my …
I find it hard to eat my five vegetables a day. Mongs are so hard to find these days.
Continue ReadingI find it hard to eat my five vegetables a day. Mongs are so hard to find these days.
Continue ReadingI was always told to eat my vegetables. I still can’t get my wife’s screams out of my head as I tucked into our paraplegic son, Johnny.
Continue ReadingI wonder if cannibals are advised to try and eat five swedes a day?
Continue ReadingI’m personally neither for nor against abortion. But if one ever got offered to me on a plate I wouldn’t turn it down.
Continue ReadingI believe it’s the child inside me which makes me a cannibal.
Continue ReadingMy wifes been cooking for over an hour and still isn’t done. I need to take her out and check the stove.
Continue ReadingA girl came up to me last night and said with a smile, “My mate wants a piece of you.” It wasn’t the best thing to hear at a cannibal party.
Continue ReadingI just bought a Chinese recipe book for cannibals. It’s called, ‘Dead Man Wokking’.
Continue ReadingThey say you are what you eat, so how come I’m not a dead abandoned baby?
Continue ReadingCannibal: someone who really is fed up with people
Continue ReadingI had some friends for dinner yesterday. We were snowed in and I had to eat something.
Continue ReadingMy wife makes the best Sunday dinner. Until the kids noticed her tattoo on the roast.
Continue ReadingStephen Hawking – cannibals favourite meal on wheels.
Continue ReadingDo vegetarians count towards my 5 a day?
Continue ReadingI was sitting amoung a tribe of cannibals when one handed me a plate full of human digits. It was a finger buffet.
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