Category: cannibals

My wife is always saying “Waste not, want not.” But then yesterday she said I was rude and tacky when I asked for a doggie bag! Anyway it turns out they don’t have them at the abortion clinic.

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal

If the Crossbow Cannibal hadn’t bolted his food there would have been fewer leftovers to attract attention.

I don’t mind a Chinese, but I couldn’t eat a full one though.

A cannibal says to his mate, “That bloke I just ate keeps repeating on me.” “What was his name?” His mate asks. “Dave.”

I attended a seminar at uni today when the tutor claimed he’d once eaten a man’s liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Must’ve been a Hannibal Lecture.

Finally got the ex. out of my system. Suppose its back to buying meat from the butchers again.

One of the things I really miss about my wife is the smell of her cooking. I have to admit though, she did taste rather nice along with the roast veg.

Cannibalism. Putting the “EAT” in “DEATH”.

Right then, checklist for tonight. Cianti. Check. Fava beans. Check. Great. Now all I have to do is sit tight and wait for this census man.

What do Dyslexic cannibals eat? Brians.

Dedication. Sacrifice. Guts. Glory. You need all these to be an Olympian… or a cannibal.

My wife just got back from the butchers ….now which part should i eat first?

Note to self When informing the relatives of a murder victim that the killer was also a cannibal! Remember to tell them that we found remains, and not left overs.

What’s the difference between an abortion and a McDonald’s big breakfast? The scrambled eggs from McDonald’s are inedible.