Category: books

I spent almost an hour at the bookstore yesterday signing books. Which was pretty good, since they caught me after just 25 minutes the last time.

Been given a book on Willpower, I just cant put it down however hard I try.

The Guardian Online: “Child abuse reviews to be published” When i get my copy, i think i’ll queue up for hours to get the author to sign it.

I’ve been saying I will make a dictionary the same height as me by the end of the month. With the deadline approaching my family think i’m going to give up, but i’ll stand by my words.

So they’re making a 50 Shades Of Grey Movie? I’d hate to be the guy mopping the cinema floor after that shows.

I heard someone say “You can’t be a true Harry Potter fan, unless you’ve read the books.” Here’s an idea: why don’t we start calling the people who read the books ‘Pure-bloods’ and the people who only saw the films ‘mud-bloods’.

Went to the Harry Potter restaraunt. I had an order of the phoenix and a goblet of fire. First though, I had to go to the chamber of secrets and drop a sorcerer’s stone.

I’ve just finished my book on evaluating litrature. It was alright.

I love that Sickipedia have finally released a joke book! Now I can add published writer to my CV All I have to do now is avoid applying for jobs were the boss is either disabled or part of any ethnic minority

My friend asked me, “Why is there a book in your fridge?” I said, “It’s chilling.”

My Christian friend has the nerve to tell me the Harry Potter books are far fetched. He says he hates fiction books about magic, virgins, ghosts and a man who can’t die.

I went out and bought a book today and flicked to the back page. So to all you dirty little women reading that dirty little book out there. She kills him at the end.

I started reading a book about a giant dog with super powers. It’s basically impossible to put down.

I am busy reading a new dictionary. To be fair, it’s not much different to the first one I read.

I bought a book to help me overcome my shyness and it really works. Now I can talk to people while hiding behind it.