My Girlfriend has moved o …
My Girlfriend has moved onto the fourth book in the series. she’s now reading Fifty Shades of Make Me a Sandwich.
Continue ReadingMy Girlfriend has moved onto the fourth book in the series. she’s now reading Fifty Shades of Make Me a Sandwich.
Continue ReadingAdrian Mole’s diary wasn’t actually very secret, was it?
Continue ReadingI took a friend to the book store with me today. I wanted a book on self confidence and my luck was in, he managed to get one for me.
Continue ReadingI joined my mates in the pub to find them going on about elves, wizards and hobbits. I have no idea what they’re Tolkien about.
Continue ReadingJust finished reading Anne Franks diary and I have to say its a FANTASTIC book! Also, it’s great marketing. It has a great cliffhanger, can’t wait for part 2 to come out!
Continue ReadingI have finally worked out the reason that Fifty Shades of Grey had to be split into 3 books. It’s because otherwise it would be too big and too heavy to read with one hand.
Continue ReadingAfter being escorted out of Kings Cross station with concussion I’m beginning to think my Hogwarts acceptance letter was a hoax.
Continue ReadingTrolls really get my goat.
Continue Reading’50 Shades of Grey’ is about a guy who gets a young girl to sign her whole life over to him? So a bit like Josef Fritzl with a contract!
Continue ReadingIf I was an author I’d write books for kids. Smaller audience.
Continue ReadingI’m really not looking forward to having to tell my friend that he’s not been chosen to play the prince in my upcoming production of Snow White. He’s going to be Grumpy.
Continue ReadingShe asked me to be the Romeo to her Juliet, so I put her in an artificial coma and killed myself.
Continue ReadingThere coming out with a 50 Shades Of Grey women’s under wear line. That’s nothing new my boxers have been 50 shades for months now.
Continue ReadingThe last Harry Potter film was so predictable. I could read it like a book!
Continue ReadingDave Freeman who wrote 100 Things To Do Before You Die has died before completing his list. Maybe he should have put “fall and hit head” at number 100 and not 51.
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