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Continue ReadingWas reading a book on How to be a Vet, and the dog on the front really annoyed me, so I put it down.
Continue ReadingI wonder who’d be better at playing Hamlet. A fat actor or a skinny actor? Tubby or not tubby?
Continue ReadingI was looking for a Where’s Wally joke the other day but I couldn’t find it.
Continue ReadingNewcastle v Reading today. Newcastle don’t stand a chance; Geordies have never seen a book never mind read one.
Continue ReadingI read Great Expectations – it wasn’t as good as I thought it was going to be.
Continue Reading“Good God Holmes!” “What is it Watson?” “We seemed to have forgotten our Christian names.”
Continue ReadingHow do you make a goldfish age? Take away the G.
Continue ReadingJust read a book about youth in Asia. Made me want to kill myself.
Continue Reading1895 AD – H. G. Wells publishes the book ‘The time Machine’. 1896 AD – H.G. Wells writes the book ‘The time Machine’.
Continue ReadingI’ve been thinking of writing a mystery novel. Or have I?
Continue ReadingI got fed up with all this unwritten rules nonsense. So i published a book. It’s called Rules.
Continue ReadingI ordered a joke book off Amazon last week…. but I didn’t get it.
Continue ReadingI hope Mr Grey gets aids
Continue ReadingI’ve just been reading a book that conclusively proves that future comes before past. It’s called The Oxford English dictionary.
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