Category: books

“Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Wally, Not Wally…” Where’s Wally Audiobook

Was reading a book on How to be a Vet, and the dog on the front really annoyed me, so I put it down.

I wonder who’d be better at playing Hamlet. A fat actor or a skinny actor? Tubby or not tubby?

I was looking for a Where’s Wally joke the other day but I couldn’t find it.

Newcastle v Reading today. Newcastle don’t stand a chance; Geordies have never seen a book never mind read one.

I read Great Expectations – it wasn’t as good as I thought it was going to be.

“Good God Holmes!” “What is it Watson?” “We seemed to have forgotten our Christian names.”

How do you make a goldfish age? Take away the G.

Just read a book about youth in Asia. Made me want to kill myself.

1895 AD – H. G. Wells publishes the book ‘The time Machine’. 1896 AD – H.G. Wells writes the book ‘The time Machine’.

I’ve been thinking of writing a mystery novel. Or have I?

I got fed up with all this unwritten rules nonsense. So i published a book. It’s called Rules.

I ordered a joke book off Amazon last week…. but I didn’t get it.

I hope Mr Grey gets aids

I’ve just been reading a book that conclusively proves that future comes before past. It’s called The Oxford English dictionary.