Category: art

I got into a fight with an artist last night… We drew

Since writing on toilet walls is done neither for critical acclaim, nor financial rewards, does this make it the purest form of art?

I got some really bad news at my university today. Instead of funding my department they are funding the language and the history department. Oh the humanities!

My mate fancies himself as an artist and wants to sketch me. I told him, “I’m very busy at the moment.” “How about next Sunday afternoon?” he suggested. I said, “Not too sure – but pencil me in.”

I think I have a photographic memory… …All the people in my head have red eyes.

I’ve been working on a mosaic made of broken bottles, but it’s not really all that it’s cracked up to be.