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I’ve spent my entire life researching the multiples of zero and it has amounted to nothing.

Breaking News : Newly crowned Bukkake world champion claims he will “Take on all comers”.

I didn’t know what to say earlier when a young man with downs syndrome punched me in the face. I was dumbstruck.

‘I’ before ‘E’ except after ‘C’. My Neighbours run a Foreign Freight train company, and last week all Their stock was Seized by this Weird customs officer, he was Feisty guy, I reckon he was on those Weight gain Protein drinks, that or he just injected it into his Veins; well me and him shared […]

Just went into the apple store in Ireland and tried to buy an IPod. But apparently they only sell apples.

A new Chinese restaurant had just opened so I thought I would try their beef in oyster sauce. It tasted nice, but then I found a severed finger in it. I looked at the menu again, ‘made using authentic Chinese workers’. Suddenly I wasn’t as hungry.

I’ve decided to inscribe my late wife’s last words on her gravestone. It reads, “I’m stuck in traffic. Can you make tea?”