They say you can’t run aw …
They say you can’t run away from your problems. Well, I don’t know, my wife is pretty large….
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What do you call a dog wh …
What do you call a dog who starts bringing dead birds home? A copycat.
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BBC News : Pension age could rise from 2016…. I think that’s old enough to be honest.
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If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together. Along with ‘E’, ‘A’ and ‘O’ to optimize organization.
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Statistically taller people sleep longer in bed.
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Ironically, it appears that Moat is being surrounded.
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Just got back from the annual atheist beach party weekend, it was crazy. Oh the things I saw, I was like O.M. .
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I walked into a bank today and said, “Can you change this 20 note for me?” “Sure” said the cashier, “What would you like?” I said, “A 50 note.”
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I think i am going to name my newborn son Dubstep so it will be okay to drop him.
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If it’s not one female characteristic of a cow, it’s an udder.
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I do some bingo calling at the local care home every Sunday. My wife wanted to help out one week, so I let her have a go. She picked out the first ball and shouted, “Oi!” The old dears looked scared and confused, so I took the ball off my wife, turned it the right […]
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I just got a new job at Apple but I’m not allowed to use the staff car park. I think its because I’ve got a flash car.
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I’m sick and tired of radical Muslims getting all the attention in the media. What about all the awesome Buddhists, gnarly Hindus and most excellent Jews?
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i was doing a crossword and asked my mate what 6 down was- “Combustion is rife”. “Fire” he said. And that misunderstanding is what led to me losing my job as a gunner in the Royal Navy.
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Who else is only on facebook to see under-age girls in a bikini from their summer holiday?
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