I’m King William III (165 …
I’m King William III (1650 1702) and taxing people for using windows was my idea.
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Brangelina have announced …
Brangelina have announced that they are having a divorce following rumours of Brads’ affair with his ex, Jennifer Aniston, started to circulated. Its good news for Jolie as Brad and Aniston will have the nickname ‘Branston’ and their relationship will probably be a pickle.
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Corduroy pillows. They’re making headlines.
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GCSE MATHS QUESTION 2010 Ted walks into to JJB to buy some trainers. After choosing some trainers from the small selection of shoes he is offered help by a shop worker. The shop worker then disappear out the back for half an hour looking for the shoes. After several times of the shop worker bringing […]
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Someone gave me a 24 hour clock once… It made my day.
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My mate’s a builder. He reckons his hands are so rough he can plane timber with them. I’ve had enough of his callous lies.
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“Lets play charades” my Mother in Law said as she walked into the lounge. “Enter the Dragon” I shouted. “We haven’t started yet” she replied. ” It was an observation not a guess”
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You know what they say: You can take the man out of Manchester… but then it would be called Chester…. Which could be very misleading.
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Our local rubbish collectors have issued a stern warning today… They’re stamping down on overfilled bins.
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News reports suggest husband and wife’s marriage breakdown was a contributory factor in the Jersey stabbings…. Guess they were Poles apart.
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My business just got taken over. I should’ve expected it, my ice cream van is pretty slow.
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I’ve just bought a new flat. That’s the last time I go to Kwik Fit.
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Two of the worlds most searched for people were found in their own homes.. Has anyone checked the McCann household
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It’s a dog-eat-dog world. Especially when you buy your pet food at Lidl.
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For Sale: 1 x New Dining Room Table Leg Missing Selling Because I Can’t Stand It
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