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Guardian Headline Patrick Swayze, star of Dirty Dancing and Ghost, dies after battle with cancer aged 57 Telegraph Headline Patrick Swayze, the actor acclaimed for his performances in Dirty Dancing and Ghost, has died of pancreatic cancer, aged 57. The Daily Sport Headline Crazeeee, Swayze’s Pushing up the Daisies

I spent hours last night playing ” Guess Who ” with my three kids . Not the board game though , I had them trying to work out which one of them is adopted .

I saw two guys beating a woman up on the bus last night… It was a double decker

What do you call an emo with cancer? A chemo.

I wanted to tell my wife that I’d broke her clock, but… It’s never been the right time.

I brought two people with me to my maths exam: the Queen and a robed man bearing an abacus. I don’t know why I was sent away, I had been told to bring a ruler and a calculator.

Me and my brother have had to close down our archery business. We didn’t hit any of our targets in the first 12 months.

I was visiting Preston at the weekend, and I saw an amazing street magician who made a seventh of the city disappear before my eyes. He just waved his wand and….Hey presto.

My new girlfriend’s called Shebang. She means everything to me.

My friend is abroad….now I know why i always caught him looking at me !

Working with shares, I was delighted when I found a live stock update app for my phone. Like, right now, I know my cows are doing fine.