The wife been complaining …
The wife been complaining of shooting pains. Suppose I’d better stop shooting her for a bit.
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We all enter the world in …
We all enter the world in the same way: naked, screaming, soaked in blood. But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn’t have to stop right there.
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I’ve finally grasped the difference between the real world and the Internet world. Well, virtually.
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Better use a latex because you don’t want to get that “I’m Late Text.”
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Paki name? – Check Repeatedly updating status? – Check Cartoon for profile picture? – Check No. I wont add you as a friend Mohammed Khan.
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I’m the victim of one of those e-mail scams from Africa. I gave them my bank details hoping for 10 million quid but all they do is take 2 quid a month.
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Wouldn’t going ‘behind somebody’s back’ be doing it in front of them?
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My journalist friend got arrested for putting random dots throughout his articles. We have to go to court again tomorrow because today the judge couldn’t decide how long his sentence was.
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I always take a Dan Brown novel with me when I go for a dump. Not to read; to wipe with.
Continue ReadingBBC News – Whale song spr …
BBC News – Whale song spreads across ocean In other news – Adele goes on a cruise
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I like to keep a sundial in my back garden. Just for old times sake.
Continue ReadingSmith’s Scampi Fries – of …
Smith’s Scampi Fries – officially reminding men of that ex they will always regret.
Continue ReadingTwo cannibals are eating …
Two cannibals are eating a Sickipedian…. one says to the other… well this is tasteless.
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My girlfriend said that I have an obsession with Jonathon ross I simply told her she was “wong”
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I gave up Gymnastics to be an Alcoholic. Now i can stay on the Jim Beam all night.
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