I see Warrington are kick …
I see Warrington are kicking off “Jobs For Whites”. I don’t really see it catching on in Bradford somehow.
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Baa baa alopecian sheep, …
Baa baa alopecian sheep, have you any wool? No, Sir.
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I was in the car with my dad with the radio on, and he played a really interesting song But then we crashed and he dropped his guitar
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Statistically 1/3 of people don’t agree with the other 2/3.
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I used to have dreams before I was married, Now I cant dream because my wife snores too loud.
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My mate has built a giant walk in kettle. He’s in his element.
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I went on a date with a girl yesterday. “What would you like to do?” I said. “Would you like to eat out?” she replied. “Depends…have you shaved?”
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I just bought myself the ADD version of
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When relationships end, kids are often affected… …Harvey Price always looks like he’s just been dumped.
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Funny how you never hear these women who want equal pay and equality talking about retirement age isn’t it?
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I have decided to do my bit for Comic Relief this year and so far have raised over 200! However, is it wrong that I’m doing it by taking bets on how long Jade has left?
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The double standards of book censorship amazes me. Basically the same book has been banned and then released again. ‘Madeleine: The Book’ hits shelves this week but yet ‘If I Did It’ by OJ Simpson gets banned on it’s first release. Hypocrites.
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I’m the type of guy that likes to hold a plastic gun to an ATM when i draw out cash.
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I filled my car up with petrol this morning. Wish I hadn’t now, the seats are ruined.
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I’ve just seen the Facebook page; “If you saw me in the back of a police car what crime would you think I had committed?” Nice to see Facebook have made a page for black users.
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