I want to bring awareness to the fact that disadvantaged children from all over the country are being exploited on camera as part of a large-scale moneymaking scheme. Ringleader “Pudsey Bear” is still at large.
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Continue ReadingWant an anagram of “Rodeo incidents”? Consider it done.
Continue ReadingAriel Laxatives…. Thats another load off your mind.
Continue ReadingI hate these muppets that copy jokes & never think for themselves but still want the credit for it. 6 minutes ago via status shuffle.
Continue ReadingI went into greggs the other day and the woman said to me ” you can have two sausge rolls for a pound” ok well I don’t really need two so how much is it for one “75p” well I’ll have the 25p one please.
Continue ReadingCuriosity never killed the cat.. he just didn’t get his IAMS
Continue ReadingWhy did the tramp cross the road? To get to the other Cider.
Continue ReadingThe “I before E except after C” rule doesn’t apply to the word efficiency, which isn’t a very efficient rule.
Continue ReadingI was thinking about my ex-girlfriend that used to be a lollipop lady but we broke up because of problems in bed. When i put my stick up we started but we had to stop when she put her stick up.
Continue ReadingI got done for shoplifting in ASDA today. I paid for six cans of Sprite at the self checkout, but when security checked my bag he discovered I’d picked seven up.
Continue ReadingJust bought a genuine Apple corkscrew. It’s a real iOpener.
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend is heavily pregnant so I’ve spent the holiday period doing the fatherly thing by reading a load of baby books. I’d forgotten just what a good read ‘The Hungry Caterpillar” is.
Continue ReadingMy daughter told me that there is a monster who lives in her wardrobe at night. I told her “Don’t be silly, that’s just daddy watching you slee… Yes there is… A big one.”
Continue ReadingI understand that the difference between mudmen and mudwomen is mudflaps.
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