Victoria Beckham was offe …
Victoria Beckham was offered gas and air during childbirth, but she refused, as she wasn’t hungry enough.
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I owe a lot to my parents. Especially my mother and my father.
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You can learn a lot about people from Facebook. Sarah Jones: is off for a bath Comments John Marsden: wave to the camera
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The unemployment level in my area doesn’t seem that bad. A lot of girls on my Facebook are listed as working at “Full Time Mummy”.
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Be easy on inexperienced swimmers, you don’t want to go throwing them in at the deep end.
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This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, “What man out there will buy a lady a drink?” The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try […]
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Thousands of Arnold Schwarzenegger DVDs are having to be returned due to a factory fault. Looks like a Total Recall.
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If dolphins were as smart as people say, they’d stop hanging around with tuna fish.
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I was talking to a friend at work who said they wake up an hour early so they can put make-up on. I couldn’t believe it! He does look good though.
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I’m all in favour of enforcing the no fly zone in Lybia but I have to ask should we really be messing with a country that has flying tanks?
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Like most Sickipedians on here, I post the same joke 27 times.
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What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Sir Alex Ferguson? Someone really should’ve told Michael Jackson he’d get nowhere with kids.
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A lion walked onto a packed escalator. You should’ve seen the uproar.
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People often think I’m from Kent. I hear them whisper it as I walk past.
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i rolled up a carpet and smoked it. I’m on the hard rugs
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