Forbes billionaire list is out and CEO and co-founder of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg is the youngest billionaire on the list at age 25. Bet you his Mother doesn’t tell him he’s spending too much time on Facebook.
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Continue ReadingKilling geese to make pillows makes me feel down.
Continue Readingdishonoured muslim families: keep out of jail by simply disowning your adulteress children instead of having them murdered its a lot cheaper too
Continue ReadingThe advantage of being clever is that you can pretend to be dumb. The opposite is more difficult.
Continue ReadingI don’t like blind jokes. I don’t see what’s so funny.
Continue ReadingI was sitting having a quiet pint, minding my own business when the door flew open. “Excuse me sir” said this policeman, “You know it’s illegal to drink alcohol on the hard shoulder?”
Continue ReadingWhat’s the similarity between a girlfriend and an Xbox? If you cheat on them, you don’t get an achievement.
Continue ReadingTried deepthroating this dead guy earlier and I couldn’t do it. I found the whole thing just too hard to swallow.
Continue ReadingMy wife said that I need help with my drinking. She obviously hasn’t observed me properly – I’m pretty good at it.
Continue ReadingOn the one hand, I want to lose weight. But on the other hand, doughnut.
Continue ReadingWhenever a group I like post something there’s always a race to be the first to post and people always say “first” How childish can you get? And don’t they know first the worst Second the best Third the one with a hairy chest
Continue ReadingMy grandmother asked me if I hate God, because I don’t go to church. I told her that I cannot possibly hate someone who doesn’t exist.
Continue ReadingI’ve just been dumped by my girlfriend on facebook. The writing’s on the wall.
Continue ReadingWhen I was young, my mum always used to hit me with the telephone. I was always on the receiving end…..
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