My mate called me childis …
My mate called me childish the other day, so to prove him wrong I made him eat his own words, By spelling them out in alphabetti spaghetti
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I’m switching my Broadban …
I’m switching my Broadband to Sky because my current provider refuses to cooperate with me and frustrates me every single time I want to do anything. Typical Virgin.
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The only thing I could manage to sell on e-Bay was my car ignition. It’s a start.
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Harry Redknapp and Fabio Capello couldn’t be more different. One a tax cheat the other defends one.
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Latest News: The Greek football team returned to their hotel In South Africa to find they had been robbed. Their government really is getting desperate.
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My mate called me up this morning. Which is strange because my name’s Abe.
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My wife was going on and on and on about how she was worried that she might spill her coffee. I had to tell her to put a lid on it.
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They say even a broken clock tells the correct time twice a day. Not mine, the hands are missing.
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My girlfriend introduced me to her pregnant friend last night. She said, “Marc, doesn’t she look big for 6 months?” I said, “Blimey yeah, She looks at least in her 20’s”.
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I had a near death experience last night, it was terrifying. I can’t imagine how the girl I was stabbing must have felt.
Continue ReadingMy mate asked if I wanted …
My mate asked if I wanted to take part in their world record attempt at balloon bursting so I thought I’d give it a pop.
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As a technophobe, I find Facebook too tricky for my liking.
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Don’t be fooled with that Natwest advert offering you emergency cash if you lose your cash card. Happened to me last night and after several calls they threatened to get the police onto me. Apparently you have to have an account there.
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What’s black and furry and looks like half a cat? The other half.
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I always stop at the petrol station on the way to work on a Monday morning and fill up… Who wouldn’t shed a tear looking at those prices.
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