Has anyone else noticed t …
Has anyone else noticed that ‘Latino’ is just another word for greasy?
Continue ReadingAuthor: qjoq.com
What drink do physicists …
What drink do physicists drink? Wife .
Continue ReadingI’ve made up one of those …
I’ve made up one of those notices to stick on my door and keep away the ‘trick or treaters’. It says ‘Ring the bell to get your parents a job’.
Continue ReadingI loaned my mate Office 2 …
I loaned my mate Office 2007, but he wanted it kept a secret. He has my Word.
Continue ReadingIn the circus, I could tr …
In the circus, I could travel across a tightrope doing a handstand using no hands or feet. I was the head line act.
Continue ReadingI recently rediscovered m …
I recently rediscovered my youth.. Decomposing in the Cellar.
Continue ReadingMy baby boy has been on s …
My baby boy has been on solids for three and a half weeks This must be the slowest game of pool I’ve ever played.
Continue ReadingPakis. Putting the ”how? …
Pakis. Putting the ”how?” into shower.
Continue ReadingA dog is truly a man’s be …
A dog is truly a man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment. Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
Continue ReadingI’m currently spying on m …
I’m currently spying on my neighbour on my bike, thinking, That’s my bike
Continue ReadingHad my wife reminded me o …
Had my wife reminded me of condoms, my daughter wouldn’t be expecting a baby.
Continue ReadingCigarettes are just like …
Cigarettes are just like weasels. Both are completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and try to set fire to them…
Continue ReadingMy dad was only intereste …
My dad was only interested in right wing views… Which is why he lost his job as a football manager.
Continue ReadingI Took Nine Tests For OCD …
I Took Nine Tests For OCD Today. They All Came Back Negative. I Had To Take A Tenth One Though Because I Only Like Round Numbers.
Continue ReadingI’ve just seen an ad sayi …
I’ve just seen an ad saying, “If your Dad was having a stroke, could you tell?” I couldn’t help think… ‘well he was until I was 12 and he made it perfectly clear what would happen if I told’.
Continue Reading