Who wears his guns and ho …
Who wears his guns and holster just below his shoulders? Billy the flid
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What’s the Big Issue with homeless people?
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The irony is, that the winners of the Euromillions lottery are unable to rollover themselves.
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I always find it satisfying when I get jury duty. Means i’m not a suspect!
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My tooth started to hurt yesterday, so needing an appointment I gave the local dentist a ring. He looked puzzled, but put it on his finger and said ‘thanks, now what can I do for you?’
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I met my girlfriend in a photographer’s dark room. Things just developed from there.
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I said to my mate, “Have you seen the TV programme about veiled threats?” He said, “No.” I said, “You’d better watch it.”
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Mum: Be careful Me: Thank God, before you said that i was just going to be recklessly dangerous.
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Did you hear about the train crash today in Lincolnshire? I’m not too sure exactly what happened, but it was something along those lines.
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I’d love to meet a girl from Hindsight. Apparently, everything’s easy there.
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Reduce your carbon footprint.. take bigger steps.
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I dont know what everyone’s so upset about. I love cutting up onions.
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I decided to get fit so I bought an exercise bike, and it’s great – I can go on it for hours on end. I pretend I’m going downhill and freewheel.
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Big Foot does exist and I can prove it. I got him to take a photo of me, the wife and kids when we took a walk in the forest earlier.
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iPhone autocorrect is shut. It’s about as useful a sucking bank tissue.
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