My American friend, Karissa just posted this as her status on Facebook: “KARISSA had a great afternoon with the girls, Krystal and Kayla!” I couldn’t help but wonder if the three of them spent the afternoon burning blacks and jews.
Continue ReadingGet a rhino… put it on a diet… BOOM! Unicorn.
Continue ReadingJust ate a tank of helium. That didn’t go down well.
Continue ReadingI run a Linux based operating system. That means I get laid as often as I have to reboot my computer.
Continue ReadingI can see why Americans find our football boring compared to there’s. I mean, it really sucks not having the match stop every 5 minutes for 10 minutes of adverts.
Continue ReadingMy wife just called me spineless. Speaking as a hedgehog undergoing chemotherapy, that hurt.
Continue ReadingDid you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.
Continue ReadingDid you hear the story about the mechanic that thought he was a surgeon? It’s heart-wrenching stuff
Continue ReadingA American goes into a library and says, “I…” The librarian interrupts and says, “Sorry, the McDonald’s is round the corner.”
Continue ReadingWhat is the opposite of Imagination? I have no idea.
Continue ReadingAs soon as I was diagnosed with leprosy, the first thing I did was dump my girlfriend. I gave her the elbow.
Continue ReadingWhoever came up with the charity “Computers For Africa” clearly misunderstood the meaning of an Apple a day.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.
Continue Reading“Our pet cat was like a member of our family.” That’s a slightly creepy statement. Except in Norfolk.
Continue ReadingRoman Polanski & Pope Benedict XVI set to co-star in “Grumpy Old Rapists.”
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