BBC News: High explosives …
BBC News: High explosives found by bin. Give this bin a job. This bin gets results, unlike police at the moment.
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It takes about fifteen mi …
It takes about fifteen mink to make a small ladies glove, that’s because they aren’t very good at sewing.
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I wanted to go out dressed as a waxing strip last night. But I couldn’t pull it off.
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It is my firm opinion that every whale that gets beached is just trying its best to evolve.
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Whats the difference between karate and evolution? In karate you start off white and end up black.
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I had a round of golf with my entire family today and I must say we all did pretty well…. even Pa.
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I had my first “coming of age” experience the other day. The couple that moved in right next to just told me they have a 12 year old daughter.
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“Excuse me son, but do you know where the nearest payphone is?” “Ummm……..1992”
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I performed stand up to an audience of ghosts. They wouldn’t stop booing.
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I used the cheesiest chat-up line on a girl the other day. “You can sample some of my fromage”
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A Sickipedian walks into a library and asks if there are any books on original joke telling, “Yes” the librarian responds, “But they’ve never been taken out before.”
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The burning question… Am I on fire?
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My girlfriend is worried that when we get married she has to change her surname from Bell to Smith. Apparently Smith doesn’t have the same ring to it.
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I went to the Job Centre for an interview. I said: ‘I ain’t got no qualifications, no skills and as for my customer service, sod off.’ She said: ‘Great, you’re exactly what they’re after at PC world’.
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I was going to write a joke about women, but I didn’t get a chance to finish it.
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