So Barack Obama has Irish …
So Barack Obama has Irish heritage. He just needs to get himself a dog now and he’d be a pub landlord’s worst nightmare.
Continue ReadingSo Barack Obama has Irish heritage. He just needs to get himself a dog now and he’d be a pub landlord’s worst nightmare.
Continue ReadingThe Arabian inventor of the bullet-proof vehicle died today. R.I.P. Ahmed Carr
Continue ReadingMe and a mate stayed up all night stapling things to each other at Tesco Now I have bags under my eyes
Continue ReadingI was thinking about visiting a nearby castle. But it’s only a fort.
Continue ReadingThe Kwik-Fit mechanic had a puzzled look on his face when I asked him if I could get a wheel balanced. “You can do that, right?” I asked. “Well, yeah,” he said. “I’ve just never done one for a hamster before.”
Continue ReadingAll I do at work is presentations for my colleagues, it’s just slide after slide after slide. In fact, working for Toys ‘R’ Us is quite fun!
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend left me because I wouldn’t let her ride in my time machine. I’ll never take her back.
Continue ReadingI don’t know why pandas have so much difficulty mating. It’s all there in front of them in black and white.
Continue ReadingThere are so many animal rights activists around nowadays. You can’t even swing a dead cat without hitting one.
Continue ReadingI can’t really blame pandas for not mating with each other. It must be weird doing it with someone who looks just like you.
Continue ReadingA book containing the meaning of 800,000 words has been completed by students and professors at a university in Glasgow. They stopped after one of them found out the meaning of the word “pointless”.
Continue ReadingI really enjoy giving my son the Christmas feel.
Continue ReadingI’ve got a new blank chess board. Check it out.
Continue Reading“You can tell a lot about a person by their car.” For example: if it’s in a ditch, it’s a woman.
Continue ReadingI used to enjoy playing pokemon with my friends as a child, so last week I got the gang back together and we had a pokemon battle. However, the man from the RSPCA didn’t see it that way and we were jailed for dog fighting.
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