Theres something not righ …
Theres something not right about that stroke patient
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Continue ReadingI just bought the remastered edition of Roots. What a rip-off; the slaves are still free in the end.
Continue ReadingSo, Harold Camping predicted the world would end yesterday. Not to rub it in Harold, but what am I doing now?
Continue ReadingI used to keep poking myself in my eyes, but don’t worry, I can’t see myself doing it again
Continue ReadingThere is a real person behind every spastic. Unless they have an electric wheelchair of course.
Continue ReadingFacebook’s just a waste of paper
Continue ReadingMy depression has forced me to move house to The Fens. My life has reached a new low.
Continue ReadingOur book club challenged us to read a 1000 page book in a day. I chose the Greater London road atlas. I’m streets ahead of the rest
Continue ReadingI can’t think of any boat puns. Canoe?
Continue ReadingI like to tell people exactly how many volts my stun gun outputs, just for the shock value.
Continue ReadingIf you cant stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Or alternatively, turn down the heat.
Continue ReadingI saw a tree standing all by itself in the middle of some fields. I thought, ‘That doesn’t look poplar’.
Continue ReadingRecently i was going through my mails and i happend to see a mail..it read “There was once a 16 year old girl named Julianne.Inspite of being pretty and smart and a sweet blonde girl she was ignored and hated by all for no apparent reason.Even her parents hated and ignored her.Atlast she couldnt take […]
Continue Reading“Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a cat” “How long have you felt like this?” “Since I was kitten”
Continue ReadingWhy are people so obssessed about the issue of child labour? Surely it would make more sense to tackle the problem of kids getting pregnant in the first place.
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