My wife went mental when …
My wife went mental when I lost yet another set of keys. To make things worse, she has banned me from playing the piano.
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I was just at the Tupac S …
I was just at the Tupac Shakur memorial museum. No Biggie.
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What did one cannibal say to the other during an argument? “Do you want a piece of me?”
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BBC: Seven die in French hostel fire. Thanks for that info, I now have a craving for some French toast.
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Just seen an online poll asking ‘who is your favourite x-factor contestant ever?’ It’s a two horse race for me,between Leona Lewis and Stacey Solomon.
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I was sick of spending a fortune on a haircut every other week, so I shaved it all off. My wife hated it. She said our 6 year old daughter didn’t suit a skinhead.
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Life is like watching a dog lick himself…full of impossible dreams
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My buddy got busted for counterfeiting.he was making pennies. They caught him because he was putting the heads and the tails on the wrong sides.
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Sickipedia has changed my life. I used to have one.
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My recent form at battleships has been so hit and miss.
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BBC News: Google accuses Bing of “copying”. How many internets does Google think there are?!
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BBC headline “McDonald’s loses hamburger case” Surely it would make more sense to carry hamburgers in a paper bag.
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LATEST NEWS IN : Wayne Rooney scores in Africa. Last seen leaving the Nelson Mandela nursing home in Sun City.
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Man says to a camel, “whats the matter, you’ve got the hump” Camel replies “haha, but I’m a horse and it’s a tumor”
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I love doing business with eskimos. They always pay in cold hard cash.
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