FoxNews – Powerful bombin …
FoxNews – Powerful bombings rock Afghan city of Kandahar. I hope they come to britain, sounds like an awesome band.
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My friend asked me how to …
My friend asked me how to spell immature the other day, I replied : ‘POO.’
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I just saw that most bandages are sterilised. They must not be doing that great a job at it. There’s little bandages all over this shelf.
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Whenever charity collectors knock on my door I just can’t say no… That’s why I slam the door in their face.
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A lady knocked on my door earlier today and asked me if I was interested in donating 3 a month to help people without index fingers. What a pointless charity.
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Whenever I see a kid in a wheelchair, it makes me a little sad because I always think, “Gee, they could have used those same wheels to make a bike for a regular kid.” What a waste.
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I took my wife to a fancy restaurant for dinner. Afterwards as we waited for the bill she said, “That waiter was really polite and helpful. You should leave a tip for him.” So I spilled my coffee on the tablecloth and threw a few biscuits around.
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Is it just me that reads a joke and looks at the score before laughing or not?
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Lidl are giving their shoppers a 5 off voucher if they spend 30 or more at their stores. I have to say though, if I was prepared to buy the whole store, I would expect a bit of a discount.
Continue ReadingOn a crowded bus, one man …
On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed. “What’s the matter? Are you sick?” he asked. “No, I’m okay. It’s just that I hate to see old ladies standing.”
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Never cross a road on your own. They know some real cycle paths.
Continue ReadingThere are two types of pe …
There are two types of people in the world: 1) Those who can deduce complete facts from incomplete data
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You know you’ve lost it when your main ambition is to have your joke featured on the left hand side of the Sickipedia homepage.
Continue ReadingYou can spy on other peop …
You can spy on other people’s meals in Nando’s using a peri-periscope.
Continue ReadingThere’s so many jokes abo …
There’s so many jokes about coats! Jacket in right this instant.
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