The wife and I sat down t …
The wife and I sat down to watch “Arthur” last night….. Was going great until his mum rang for him to come home for his tea..
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Someone nicked the plug off the kettle at work today. I can see trouble brewing.
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Everyone’s fire resistant to a degree.
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I started my new hoverboard business just this week. Opened the factory and got production going. Just need the product to get off the ground now
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Can a shoe box? No…but a tin can.
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Soccer Aid, what a great show. I get to watch a game of football, while every now and again laughing at clips of black people dying.
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What exactly does rubberduckzilla think the main ingredient of Oasis is?
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My new television has parental control. I’m going to use it to get my mum to make me a sandwich.
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Irony: Eating liver and washing it down with a pint.
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CNN.com International News: “Mexico police chief’s status in question”. It really does wind me up when employers take Facebook so seriously.
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What’s the difference between a paedophile and a pediatrician? The paedophile really loves children.
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Im going to fire up the Barbie later. Just have to get her off my daughter first.
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Kleptomaniacs always take things literally.
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Plusnet ‘A call centre down’t road’ , In Bradford…. So your call will still be answered by someone who doesn’t speak English and doesn’t understand a word you’re saying. Actually the call centre is in Sheffield. The joke is still funny though.
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I’ve got a mate who claims he has a market stall selling clockwork toys. Don’t know if I should believe him though, he can be a bit of a wind-up merchant.
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