I was reading The Sun ear …
I was reading The Sun earlier when something caught my eye. The corners of the page are sharper than they look.
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Death – a once in a lifet …
Death – a once in a lifetime experience.
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Ironic: Females teaching other females how to drive.
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Nothing says “My life is over” like getting your all important 5th and final star on your McDonald’s name tag.
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72 year old, Geoffrey Leonard EVERY PAEDOPHILE’S HERO! Order his “How to Books” now!
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I phoned up my brother to tell him that our parents had decided to move back to Ireland. “Armagh?”, he asked. “Yes.. And our dad too.”
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I can’t believe how stupid Dr Fox has been letting his mate go to work with him & risking national security. He should have stuck with presenting the charts.
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I work in recruitment and I’m always amazed at how many people list “Reading” as one of their hobbies on their CV. I’ve been there a couple of times and it’s a dump.
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I’ve kept a low profile since our local Kwik-Fit was robbed.
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Went on safari in Africa, and filmed several wild beasts doing amazing things. Like carrying a huge basket of clothes on their heads for example.
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I hate people who use this box as a way of making statements rather than posting an actual joke.
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My mate showed me a website to order a MacBook for only twenty quid the other day. Imagine my disappointment when through my door I received a catalogue full of raincoats.
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The worst two things about a mother-in-law are her faces.
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Unemployed People. A blank post-it note stuck on the fridge door will be a useful reminder that you have nothing to do today.
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I was once caught in a cemetery after lock up. I was told if I didn’t get out I would face grave consequences.
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