Author: qjoq.com

I don’t want to tar all Asians with the same brush. But that would save me a lot of money on brushes

Just started freelancing at a school for the partially deaf. I’m hoping to get a lot of repeat work

At my grandads birthday party I was telling him what I’d been up to when he started rolling his eyes. He has some disgusting party tricks.

I went into hospital today to have bits of my hand reattached after cutting them off in an accident. When I arrived in theatre I asked the surgeon how confident he was that he could restore it to its former state. He said “Its quite a tricky procedure…….. but I should be able to put […]

I can’t take my eyes off my head.

I had to give up my job as a miner. Everytime I was down the pit I felt light-headed.

I dig up beautiful people and sell their heads as masks. People take them at face value.

I think my wife is going to leave me because of my obsession with Sci-Fi programmes. To be quite honest though I hope she does. Torch wood.

“Waiter, what’s wrong with my eggs?” “Don’t ask me, I only laid the table.”

You have to say, Ledley King is missing out on a great opportunity if he doesn’t call his son Juan…