Confucius says : Woman w …
Confucius says : Woman who spend too much time on bed spring , should get off spring
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My boss fired me from my …
My boss fired me from my job at Big O Tires. Apparently I’m not good at handling the pressure.
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This guy was having a go at me today for breaking a CD of his. So I ripped him a new one.
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I’m lucky, I can always count on my wife. She wears a lot of beads.
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How many knives does it take to change a lightbulb? C’mon, just take a stab in the dark.
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I killed two Yorkshire terriers today. Fighting the war on terrierism.
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I found an odd sock in the wash. It asked me if I could wear it on my head.
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I’ve been told i use the internet too much and i have trouble differentiating the real world with my online life. This was discovered after i wanted to ask a girl out on a date and got arrested for writing on her wall. When i sent her a poo it didn’t go down well either. […]
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I was filming a movie and said ‘Scene 9, take 5’. Then everyone went to get lunch.
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What has 6 legs and an arm? Me fisting a horse.
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By grabbing hold of a charity letter and twisting it sideways, it is possible to remove the free pen without opening it and subjecting yourself to all that guilt.
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Some people think Gordon Brown shouldn’t run the country, But I think the exercise will do him good…
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I donated to charity yesterday…seems they prefer money to sperm though.
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I managed to take my missus away for her birthday, and as a special treat I managed to get us one of those luxury sweets. What they called? Werthers Originals. We ate it in our tent.
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My Manager called me into his office and asked if I was going to the dance. I asked ‘ what dance? ‘ He said ‘ The Redun-dance ‘ My boss is not very sympathetic when it comes to laying off staff.
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