Author: qjoq.com

A ceramics firm have asked my permission to have the image of my face on a range of kitchenware. I think someone’s making a mug out of me.

I decided to smoke some weed while I was driving. Its always better to take the highway.

I fell down the stairs today, and may never walk again. I wasn’t injured, I’m just really lazy.

I really hate palindromic pets, as I said to my eel, lee and my elephant, tnahpele

I met a native American Indian once who could send message via a series of beats on a drum. He didn’t half bang on about it though.

My wife was just searching all over the house. She asked me, “Have you seen my box?” I replied, “Not since our wedding night no.”