I keep spraying the wife …
I keep spraying the wife with gold, maybe I have a gilt complex.
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I just bought ET. Now I j …
I just bought ET. Now I just need S to complete the set.
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So i was pervin at this girls profile on facebook earlier and i noticed she joined the group “what comes around goes around NYC” I was suprised to find out its nothing do with 9/11
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My wife is absolutely thrilled that I got an extension on the house. The plastic surgeon took pity on me and did it for free.
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Arachnoleptic fit – The frantic dance you perform just after you have walked through a spider’s web.
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“If I don’t laugh I’ll cry!” Thank you, whoever penned that little gem, got me through my mother-in-laws funeral.
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NEWS: World Masturbating Championships 2013 to be held on Palm Sunday.
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.’ I just went for a slash and missed.
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Acupuncture is a jab well done
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I bought a snow shovel today ‘ time i got it home it had melted
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My wife died last night after a long battle with Dementia. Dementia is the name of my new Pitt bull.
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My wife and kids are my heart and soul. They’re slowly being destroyed through my alcoholism and heroin addiction.
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My deaf mute brother went on a rampage in a supermarket today,killing 13. Its always the quiet ones.
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I needed to sit down the other day, so I asked a lady if I could use one of the steps leading to her house. You should have seen the vacant stare I was offered back.
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I hope that Scotland wins the vote on independence. As long as it means not having to accept their stupid monopoly money over here anymore.
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