Loving these riots. I’m h …
Loving these riots. I’m having a great time driving round all the ghettos & robbing the dealers houses whilst they’re out looting.
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i think this chickens on …
i think this chickens on the turn, its wearing lipstick.
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My friend was giving me an amazing lecture about how he’d got rid of most of the area on his chairs. Really had me on the edge of my seat.
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I let a jamacian cut and style my hair. It looks dreadful.
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Just seen the new trailer for the film “The Social Network”. I liked it.
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I went to the chemist’s today to pick up my medication. While I was waiting, a woman tapped me on the shoulder and said, “Are you in the queue for prescriptions?” I replied, “No, I’m standing here for the good of my health.”
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Studied: BTEC National Diploma in IT Job: Checkouts at morrisons
Continue ReadingThe Sun: WOMAN HAUNTED BY …
The Sun: WOMAN HAUNTED BY GHOST ‘I walked into the kitchen, turned the light on and suddenly there was a loud bang and all the lights and everything went out, it was very scary ‘ Erm, it’s called a powercut love.
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Whenever I took some shots at the pub, my mates started calling me a weirdo. So I grabbed my camera and my stand then went elsewhere.
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I have moved all the time pieces in my house to different locations. Later, I must remember to put the clocks back.
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I went to my girlfriends house for tea yesterday. When she blamed her farts on her Dog I just had to laugh…. I’d just run him over in the drive way!
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Sickipedia: Proof that giving Americans the vote in anything is a bad idea.
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Since when did bull faeces become so untrustworthy?
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I just caught a train going to London. They’re a lot heavier than they look.
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Just started work at the glue factory and already I’m starting to bond with my workmates.
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