As my girlfriend was leaving to go to her best friend’s hen party I shouted after her, “Have you remembered to take a set of L plates love?”
With a laugh she shouted back, “I don’t think it’s going to be that kind of cheap, tacky occasion darling. We’re going to a Michelin starred restaurant.”
“I know that”, I replied, “I just thought you could pop them on the car to warn other road users about your driving.”