A young girl came up to me the other day the pub, well it was a bit like a restaurant, nice little bar, staff dressed very well and the decor was fantastic. Never mind. Well, she was wearing a green skirt – at least I think it was green, possibly blue – and she was about 5ft 6 – oh, wait – maybe about 5ft 3ish. Nice half-cast girl – maybe Asian, I’m not sure – and she walked up to me quite confidently (or was she shy? I can’t remember). So she looked at me with her big, blue eyes – actually, they might have been brown. Well, anyway she asked me, “Are you any good at telling jokes?”
I said, “No.”