A rich Barnsley lad wants …

A rich Barnsley lad wants to commemorate his well-loved dog, who has just died, by making a gold statue of it, so he pops off to his local jeweller.
He says to the jeweller, “Can thee mek me a gold statue o’ me dog?”
The jeweller replies, “Certainly, sir. Would you like it 18 carat?”
To which the Barnsley lad says, “No, daft lad, I want it chewing a bone!”

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