A policeman stopped me la …

stupid

A policeman stopped me last night.
“Do you know how fast you was just going?” he asked.
I said, “About 50 mph.”
He said, “You’re breaking the law.”
“How fast should I be going then?” I asked.
He said, “8 mph, you’re on a mobility scooter.”

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *