A Native American child walks to his Native American dad and asks him “Dad, why is my younger brother called Full Moon Rising?”, where he replies, “That’s because when I was making love to your mother, the moon was rising, so we called him that”. The child then asks “And why is my sister called Sleeping Wolf?”.
“That’s because I was making love with your mother in a forest when we saw a wolf sleeping. Why are you asking these questions, Two Dogs Humping?”