A man decides to join the circus.The ringmaster agrees to watch his act in the big top to see if he is suitable.
The man climbs a tall tower and jumps off flapping his arms wildly.After a few seconds his fall slows and he soars forward,swoops up,turns and stops in mid air then gently glides to the ground.He turns and smiles at the ringmaster, ‘ what do you think, ‘ says the man.
The ringmaster looks unimpressed and replies, ‘ Is that all you can do,bird imitations? ‘