A dating agency forwarded me the phone number of a girl for a blind date. I decided to give her a call…
“Hi,” I said, “It’s Joe Whitehouse, the dating agency gave me your number. Would you like to go for a meal this week?”
“Great!” She replied
“Do you like Indian food?” I asked.
“No” She replied, “I’m a Chinese girl”
“Really?” I asked, “You sound British to me.”