A couple of years ago we had a big family party at my Uncle Tims house
At this party was a giant buffet which included this giant chocolate cake
At the end of the buffet, half of this delicious cake was left
I looked over at my grandfather who had a big smile on his face and said to me
“go on… no one’s looking”
i said “are you sure?”
he replied “go on…. no one’s looking”
So i punched grandma