A boy is walking home to his dad when he finds a used condom on the street so he brings it home with him and asks his dad what it is. his dad not wanting to tell him what it realy is he says.
“thats a twinkie and if you can find anymore fore me i will give a quater for each one”. so over the next few weeks the boy gathers 20 of these “twinkies” exchanges them with his dad all at once. then the boy decides to get a chocolate bar so he goes to the shop and when he’s getting his money out the cashier goes.
“whoa where d’ya get all those quarters” and he says.
“well I found these twinkies in the street and sold them to my dad, but before selling i sucked all the filling out”.