My wife and I have been going through a trial separation and today we met for coffee to discuss how things have been going. After a few pleasantries, she said, ” I need to tell you that for the last few weeks I’ve been seeing a counsellor.”
I looked at her for a moment and replied,” Fair enough, I’ve been seeing a barmaid for a few weeks now.”
No idea why but it was that point she threw her coffee over me.