I’ve been putting off tel …
I’ve been putting off telling my wife that I broke the expensive watch she bought me. Its never the right time.
Continue ReadingI’ve been putting off telling my wife that I broke the expensive watch she bought me. Its never the right time.
Continue ReadingI used to time travel as a hobby when I was older…..
Continue ReadingI saw a billboard with a picture of a clock on it. I guess that’s a sign of the times
Continue ReadingI bought myself a new 24 hour clock yesterday. It’s rubbish. It only lasted a day.
Continue ReadingRaoul Moat has just been found by police. He was in Shannon Matthews’s uncle’s bed base!
Continue ReadingI was sat in my car the other day waiting for my missus to come out of the train station. I got a text saying her train was delayed, so I put the heating on and shut my eyes. Every 20 minutes I had somebody knocking on my window asking for the time, so eventually […]
Continue ReadingI was reading the paper in the Barbers today. Can’t believe it’s only 4 months till Christmas.
Continue ReadingThe clocks go back tonight. Problem is, im not sure where they came from
Continue ReadingToday at work i have managed to get 8 casio watches on one wrist and 9 rolex’s on the other. I think i have to much time on my hands……
Continue ReadingI was arranging a date with a girl who worked in the army and she asked if I could pick her up at 2200 hours. It’s now 91 days and 16 hours later and tonight is my lucky night. Hope she’s remembered.
Continue ReadingThis changing the time an hour ain’t half affected my body clock. I got my early morning erection when I was standing in the bus queue
Continue ReadingNothing says i’m a dyslexic cowboy than ordering a drink in a salon.
Continue ReadingSomeone get Harold Camping some drugs and some hookers and he’ll forget he ever wanted the world to end.
Continue ReadingMy mate has just offered me a share in his new time trvelling business. I had to turn him down though………i just could’nt see a future in it.
Continue ReadingYou ever have one of those nights where it’s so boring it feels like time is going backwards?
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