I feel so sorry for those …
I feel so sorry for those Chinese babies who died after having milk contaminated with melamine. On the bright side they may be dead but at least they had a lovely finish.
Continue ReadingI feel so sorry for those Chinese babies who died after having milk contaminated with melamine. On the bright side they may be dead but at least they had a lovely finish.
Continue ReadingGraham Onions is such a good cricketer. Just watching him brings a tear to my eye.
Continue ReadingI saw a man walking down the street screaming “I am an adult magazine” I thought “Are you Nuts?”
Continue ReadingThe drug dealer on my street is a terrible housekeeper. His place is a meth.
Continue ReadingI asked my doctor if he thinks I’m over my obsession with Tipperary. He said “there’s still a long way to go”
Continue ReadingMy mate reckons it really easy to make a joke, and that you can make one out of anything these days. “You could easily make a joke out of a Roman Road” he said “It’s not that straight forward” I replied
Continue ReadingI had a dream the other night that I was walking in the dark and I fell in the sea off the coast of Calais. It must have been a night-mer.
Continue ReadingSomebody closed the lid on my piano. Now i can’t open it because the keys are inside.
Continue ReadingI met a Chinese gymnast who would cartwheel around the bedroom, backflip onto the bed, take her knickers of mid-air and then land, legs open, in front of me on the bed It was a cunning stunt
Continue ReadingThey’re going to make a child robot that can play music and videos. iKid you not.
Continue ReadingBeen looking around town to get a spiderman costume. No luck so gonna try the web.
Continue ReadingI was recently sentenced to death. The judge’s verdict was that I am to be hung by the end of the week. The tension’s killing me.
Continue ReadingThis bloke in the pub said “I remember you! You sold me that broken alarm clock two months ago.” It didn’t ring a bell.
Continue ReadingI grew up in an Orphanage. It was nothing to write home about.
Continue ReadingI reached an all-time high last night. About 5 cm from the ceiling.
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