I’ve seen the leaked Scar …
I’ve seen the leaked Scarlett Johansson nude photos, and honestly, I’m disgusted. A measly 2 megapixels, in this day and age?
Continue ReadingI’ve seen the leaked Scarlett Johansson nude photos, and honestly, I’m disgusted. A measly 2 megapixels, in this day and age?
Continue ReadingI hate my iPhone always auto correcting my swear words…piece of shut.
Continue ReadingProblems being a single loser? There’s a cat for that
Continue ReadingCustomer: I would like to purchase Windows Vista. Helpdesk: No problem, em. Which one would you like? Customer: What is there? Helpdesk: Vista Home basic, Vista Home Basic upgrade, Vista Home Premium, Vista Home Premium Upgrade, Vista Bussiness full version or the upgrade, Vista Enterprise or Enterprise Upgrade, Vista 32 bit or 64 bit for […]
Continue ReadingThe games box said, “Needs Windows Vista, XP, or better”. So I installed Linux.
Continue ReadingWill the ‘i’ phenomenon ever stop? Now theres even a hurricane called an iRENE
Continue ReadingThe way I motivate myself for work is to set my screensaver as photos of my ex-girlfriends. I never stop working for more than 4 minutes and 59 seconds.
Continue ReadingI bet Gaddafi regrets allowing his iPhone to use his current location.
Continue ReadingI’ve just bought a new hard drive for my computer, but I’ve come to realise that the instruction manuals are getting more and more complicated nowadays. I mean, I just don’t know that many languages.
Continue ReadingWhen I first met my wife it wasn’t exactly love at first sight… Neither of us had a webcam.
Continue Readingnew car, 32-inch television, Iphone and Ipad – will make great presents for Christmas next year. cheers Susanna Reid
Continue ReadingWhy do people buy Apple Macs? They keep on breaking Windows.
Continue ReadingAfter 15 pints my standards drop and I end up doing internet searches for ugly women. Beer googles eh.
Continue ReadingI’m a government agent responsible for the snooping of ordinary citizens’ computer and internet habits by the state. And Windows 7 was my idea.
Continue ReadingI sent someone the web address of a picture of red bull and sugar It was a hyperlink
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